Most Ridiculous Pet Names

My cat Nexus:
1.Bug
2.Bugger
3.Bugger-Boo*

Andrew's cat Artemis:
1.Art
2.Arte-misses*
3.Kitten (when she was still the baby)

Our cat Ember
1.Em
2.Emmy
3.Em-wem*
4.Whore (when she gives us love in exchange for something she wants)

* indicates the names I bet other people are cringing to imagine me saying.