I urbandictionary.com(ed) my name and these were the few I liked.

Definition 1:

A whack or slap with incredible force.
Watch your mouth or I'll Athena you.

Definition 2: (this one is a favorite of mine already, but that's just my romantic side speaking)

a beautiful girl who always has a place in my heart. shes heartwarming and as cute as a kitten stuck in a shoe box. she is the reason why I still believe love is real. I do everything with her in mind. she is by far the most important person in my life, without her, I would be lost with no way back.

"I woke up this morning smiling, because Athena crossed my mind"

"I am the magnet, and shes my fridge"

Definition 4: (This one is by far the most amusing...holymonkeyballs,

man. And what the hell is a panda person?)

an amazing kid who is most of the time high off of her mind, who is a hippy and likes to tell stories of her former lives while dancing rain dances and singing about streaking through the house, often times you see her either with your mom or around here, therefore she is banging your mom. she is regarded as a "panda" person, but in all actually as hot as a gazelle.

man dude: that athena girl is so crazy, i bet she would jump the border and do it with some hot canadian without any sheets.
other guything: holymonkeyballs,man she did that with me, what an athena!